Video

The bloody video takes too freakin long to upload on blogspot so I posted it on youtube. Go watch ok. But right now youtube is doing some maintanence, but I'll do it soon.

Damn blogger.

Prema and the kid.



Jerome's bling. Was obsessed with it.



The kid and Jesslynn.



The Grandchildren.



The kids.


It was my grandma's B'day on Saturday and we had a party for her. Here are some pics. I dont have that many coz I was too busy having fun. =]




The kid with short hair and Samantha.




The same kid and Prema.

Its kinda blurred. I was shaking.




The kids who sang that day.
I sang too, but I'm not in there.
Coz I was taking the pic.
And you knew that.
So, I didnt have to explain that.
Hey, Amy? Shuddup.




Jerome and the kid.



Monica and the kid.

I'll upload the video some other time.


Freakin thing takes like 10 hours to feckin upload. Ish.

Its really, really shaky coz my sis is really skinny, so she was blown away by the speakers.

So while recording, she was singing. The off key part is her lah.

The nice sound is coming from yours truly.

=]

Drastic measures.

Shite. I got my hair cut wayy to short again. Damn me. I suck at telling people what to do. The last time I ended up looking like a China Doll and now I look like my mum. Damn lah. I'll upload a couple of pics to prove my point. No one is allowed to laugh. Trust me. I'll know if you do. Hah.


The story behind the drastic cut.

I went to the shop that I always go to. I told the stylist that I wanted it to be shoulder length. Then the genius of a woman made it neck length. I was horrified. But she had already cut. There was nothing I could do to stop her. Then when she dried my hair, it actually looked kinda okay lah. But everyone was like, what did you do to your hair?! I was like, Erm, nothing much. Just chopped it off. Ish. Nevermind. It'll grow back.


Sigh.

It's geniuses like this that piss me off.


..amy..

Ugly idiots.I had to. I'm sorry. NOT.

While I was listing the managers, a lightbulb flickered to life in my head. What if I make a list of the ugliest players in the EPL? Great thinking, I told myself. What a great way to get back at those MU fans out there.



1.

Carlos Tevez.
Looks freakin moronic.
Runs around the pitch for
no apparent reason.
Runs after players instead of the ball.


2.

Wayne Rooney.
Hot-tempered, foul-mouthed idiot.
Known for applauding referees.


3.

Edwin van Der Sar.
He's Dutch and pretty good.
Only coz he's Dutch.



4.

Rio Ferdinand.
Pretty good as well.
This is a fact.
But he's ugly.



5.


Gary Neville.
Spends half his life in the sidelines, injured.
Old crackpot.
His backpasses are dangerous.
Own goal pro.

Managed to do it.

4.

Meet Jose Mourinho.
He is a pain.
But he's hot.
And he managed Chelsea.


3.


This is Slaven Bilic.
He's younger than Jose.
And hotter.
The Croat who beat England.


2.


Josep Guardiola.
Manages Barcelona while looking hot.
Pretty young as well.


1.


Ok, ok.
I know you guys will be wondering why he's first.
Its coz he's stylish.
And smart.
And also coz I like Germany.

=]



Biased? I know.

So here's the list. Mr. LCC?..What next?




.amylynnrebeccanathan.

Coming soon.

Ok, since Mr. LCC is so convinced that his list of players are hotter than mine, I've decided to make a list of his hottest players. And also a list of the hottest managers. But this one, I'll do it my way.


Its gonna come soon. I promise. I've got no time today.

Allergies. Ish.

Shit man. That was one bad allergic reaction. My throat swelled up and I started to choke. Damn, bloody shellfish almost killed me.


Geez, I wish I didnt have this many allergies. I'm such a pain to look after. I'm surprised my mum didnt throw me out when I was a kid. She must have loved me a lot. Hmmm. I had allergies almost every week and had to be looked after very closely. Geez. That also explains all my near death experiences.


Recount.

Total allergy reactions = Countless.

Things I'm allergic to=

a] Dust
b] Red Bull
c] Prawns
d] Mushrooms
e] Certin preservatives
f] Belacan
g] Balloons
h] Plastic chairs
i ] Heinz baby food
j] Certain spices
k] Gold earrings


I cant think of anymore. But it will pop up. I'm kinda forgetful.


Near death experiences = 3.


I almost died twice from being hit by an oncoming vehicle while crossing the road. Ok, yeah, I'm blind. Once, I forgot to look right, left and right again [ or is it the other way round?..who cares], and almost got hit by a car. He swerved and almost hit a motorcycle next to him. So, I almost caused the death of another person as well. Another time was when I was crossing the road with my sis. She ran across and the car missed her but it nearly hit me when I ran after her. eez, the sound of the tyres screeching still haunts me sometimes. But she was really small that time, so I TRY not to put too much of the blame on her. It doesnt work most of the time, but hey at least I try.


Another time was when I had one of the worst allergic reactions in my life. I didnt eat prawns but my dad forgot to tell the lady not to put any prawns in my mee. When I got home, I was sitting in front of the computer and all of a sudden I couldnt freakin swallow. Then I realised it was getting harder to breathe. I ran to the kitchen to get my pills but I couldnt find them. I felt very hot and passed by the mirror to find myself so red in the face. Then I called my mum and she told me she had put a couple in my bag. I ran and found it and took 3 at once. I'm actually only supposed to take 1. But I was dying. You cant blame me for wanting to freakin live.


My mum rushed home and by then I was already sleeping on the couch. This antihistamine makes me really drowsy. So yeah, she checked if I had a pulse. Lol. I know. She totally overreacted. But I was breathing fine. Then she woke me up and asked me how many pills I had taken. When I told her 3 she scolded me and asked me whether I was trying to overdose. I was like, 'Ma, I almost died.' Then she was like,'You never do this again, you hear me.' And I said, 'well if thats the case you better tell Daddy to stop trying to kill me by putting prawns in my mee.' Lol.


And this is the story of how the world almost got rid of a public nuisance.


This is the conversation between me and my conscience.
Red is me. Blue is my conscience.


I wonder what it would be like if I werent here. I'm just curious.


Curiousity kills the cat, Amy.


Ok, ok. I wont be curious.


Great..Now get your ass of that seat and go and eat something.


I cant..I'm on a diet remember.


But your conscience is hungry.


Well, too bad.


You're one mean human. It sucks to be your conscience.


I know. Even my conscience doesnt want me.


You got that right.


Oh, shuddup.


.amylynnrebeccanathan is hereby certified temporarily insane.


.She should be back soon.