Ugly idiots.I had to. I'm sorry. NOT.

While I was listing the managers, a lightbulb flickered to life in my head. What if I make a list of the ugliest players in the EPL? Great thinking, I told myself. What a great way to get back at those MU fans out there.



1.

Carlos Tevez.
Looks freakin moronic.
Runs around the pitch for
no apparent reason.
Runs after players instead of the ball.


2.

Wayne Rooney.
Hot-tempered, foul-mouthed idiot.
Known for applauding referees.


3.

Edwin van Der Sar.
He's Dutch and pretty good.
Only coz he's Dutch.



4.

Rio Ferdinand.
Pretty good as well.
This is a fact.
But he's ugly.



5.


Gary Neville.
Spends half his life in the sidelines, injured.
Old crackpot.
His backpasses are dangerous.
Own goal pro.